Let's continue our tour!
Over here, we have the work of the great environmental installation artist,
Beppo Brown.
That's my dad!
As Django can tell you, his father Beppo is famous for his monumentalist recreations of everyday objects.
Wow, Django.
It's so cool that your dad makes such huge things!
Look at that giant toothbrush!
And that giant dental floss.
It's even been used.
Whoa!
And how about that giant baby?
My dad didn't make that.
Django,
isn't that your dad over there?
Yeah!
I'm gonna go say hi!
You're taking it too literally.
It's the juxtaposition of the doughnuts and the mountains that--
Hey, Dad!
Hi, Django!
How are your friends enjoying the tour?
They love it!
Wanna hang out with us?
Uh...
Sorry, bud.
But I-
I gotta answer a few questions for these people and talk to them about my new project, but...
I promise I'll catch up with you just as soon as I can.
Have fun!
Okay, folks.
Please take some time to look at Beppo's fabulous exhibit!
Oh, and don't miss his newest addition,
"Doughnuts Over the Mountain",
which can be seen from the viewing platform.
Cool!
Let's check it out.
I'd like to see the giant mascara brush again.
What do you say, Candace?
Where's the giant exit sign?
I'd rather be at home with Perry.
What do you suppose Perry does when we leave him at home?
I love you, my darling.
No.
I love you much more than you love me.
I hate you.
Sorry to bother you on your day off, Agent P.
I love you!
I thought you hated me!
Agent P, you've got to concentrate.
It's Doofenshmirtz again.
He's expecting a visit from his old, evil science professor,
Dr. Gevaarlijk.
You must get over there pronto.
Those two together are a bad combination.
Don't worry about your stories,
we'll tape them for you.
♪ Perry! ♪
Wow!
Your dad's exhibit is really amazing!
I can see where you get your artistic talent from, Django.
Oh.
I don't know, Phineas.
I made this for my dad, but it hardly compares to his stuff.
Are you kidding?
This is a great painting!
Your dad would love this.
But it's so small,
and everything my dad makes is so big.
Why don't you just paint something bigger?
But where will we find a canvas big enough?
Look out there, Django.
Your father's display just happens to be right next to the Unpainted Desert.
And that gives me an idea.
Ferb, we're gonna need some really big art supplies.
Hey!
We can use my dad's old exhibit!
He called it,
"Really Big Art Supplies".
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
Dr. Gevaarlijk already?
Oh.
Oh,
it's you, Perry the Platypus.
I don't have much time today. You see...
My old evil science professor is visiting, and we've always had a,
rather strained relationship.
I think it's best expressed through song.
Tell me what you think.
But no pressure.
(Song: Impress My Professor)
♪ Back in class, Evil 101 ♪
♪ I always had so much fun ♪
♪ Though the one who advised me, openly despised me ♪
♪ Still, I always tried to be number one ♪
♪ Well, I wanted a mentor to share my world view ♪
♪ But I got a tormentor, I was hated, it's true ♪
♪ Now I have one more chance, and it could mean my advancement ♪
♪ So there's only one thing I must do ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ (He's got to be good) ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ (He's misunderstood) ♪
♪ (He needs validation for his evil creation) ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Like any good evil scientist would ♪
♪ (He...) ♪
♪ I... ♪
♪ (must...) ♪
♪ must... ♪
♪ (impress his professor to be a success) ♪
♪ impress my professor to be a success ♪
♪ (Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey) ♪
♪ Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey ♪
♪ In the eyes of this person ♪
♪ Whose opinion may worsen ♪
♪ If my evil invention's not great ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ (Impress his professor) ♪
♪ I must impress my professor♪
♪ (Impress his professor) ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ Before it's too late! ♪
So, now you know my plan.
Can--
Can you hold on a second?
I've got to go settle up with the dancers.
Okay, so you guys are all union, right?
All right, here you go. And...
Uh.
Hey, you know, when I'm done with this thing, maybe you and I could, uh...
Uh...
Okay.
Okay, I'll call you!
I think I got a shot there.
So this is the famous Unpainted Desert.
Not for long!
Thanks, guys!
I think I can show it to my dad now.
It's not finished until you sign it!
You're right!
We should all sign it.
My professor is here!
Now, Perry the Platypus,
you will tremble before the mighty,
Dr. Gevaarlijk!
Hello, Heinz.
My, look how big you've gotten.
Of course you still have that slouch.
Dr. Gevaarlijk,
so good to see you.
Oh, ja, I've come all the way from Gimmelshtump for chit-chat.
So, show me what you're doing.
I am sure you will be most impressed with my latest evil inventions.
Here, we have the Deflate-Inator.
Hmm...
Did it work?
Uh, well...
No, not really,
but I--
Here we have the Drill-Inator!
Did anyone get hurt with that?
Mmm...
No, just--
Just me.
But, uh...
Did any of these actually work?
Oh!
No, not really.
But follow me.
I-I do have something even more impressive over...
There.
My brand-new...
Blender-Inator!
Spelling doom for even the toughest of apples!
Bow down to me, Granny Smith!
Ja, I'm sure if I was a pomaceous fruit, I would be trembling.
Where is your Phone-Inator?
I need to call a Cab-Inator.
Well, uh,
it's, uh...
Just, uh...
Wait, wait!
Don't go.
Let me show you this.
My very own nemesis.
Oh, Heinz.
How can he be your nemesis?
He's doesn't even have a hat.
No, no!
I-I made that mistake a couple of times, too,
but that's him, I swear!
In your letters, you said your nemesis was a suave, semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable dynamic fury.
He is!
No, you've just got to see him in action.
H-Here.
I'll let him go.
Go ahead, Perry the Platypus.
Thwart my plans.
Come on.
Let me have it!
Thwart away, big guy!
Heinz.
Get thwartin'!
He's just a platypus.
They don't do much, you know?
No, no!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
He's just about to do something.
Wait for it!
Hmm.
I guess it's just a platypus. I could have sworn that was him.
Heinz, this is just sad.
Okay, one more thing.
This is going to blow your socks off.
I know the boys must be around here somewhere.
Wow.
What a view!
Well,
may as well see what this doughnut nonsense is all about.
Wow, it's actually pretty cool!
So this over there must be the Unpainted Des--
Hey, that doesn't look unpainted to me!
Phineas and Ferb?!
Oooh!
Busted!
(Song: Busted Conga)
♪ Busted, busted, busted! ♪
Mom! Mom! Mom!
Dad! Dad! Dad!
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor!
Oh.
I-I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to shout.
To honor your visit, I will blow up the moon!
Blow up the moon?
But that would mean--
Yes!
No more stupid songs about moons.
I do despise moon-related songs.
Continue.
It takes a lot of power, so I can only fire it once, but don't worry.
I have it planned down to the last--
Oops!
No more songs about dams?
Oh.
But I like a good toe-tapping dam song.
Mom, you've gotta see this!
Well, at least she's excited about art.
Dad!
You've gotta see this!
Take a look at that!
Wow!
Doughnuts over the mountain.
No, no.
The other thing.
Oh.
I see what you mean, Candace.
The natural beauty of the Unpainted Desert is like a work of art!
Mom, there is nothing natural about the--
Huh?
But...
Hey, Mom!
Hey, Dad!
There you boys are!
Okay, Dad.
This way!
It's time for your big sur...
...prise?
But,
um...
Whatcha got there, Django?
Well,
I made this for you, but...
It's kinda small,
compared to what you do.
It's not real art.
It's beautiful, son.
You are a real artist.
Really?
With your permission,
there's a very special place I'd like to put this.
Come on, bud.
Wow.
There's no higher place of honor than the fridge.
Especially a giant fridge.
Oh, Dr. Gevaarlijk,
today was supposed to be the day that I impressed you with the enormity of my evil schemes,
and finally earn your respect.
Oh, Heinz.
Evil doesn't always have to be on a big scale.
You can spread evil in the little things you do everyday.
You're right.
But sadly, you can't even do that!
You're a total failure!
You sicken me, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Gevaarlijk out!
Wow.
That could have gone better.
Oh.
There you are, Perry the Platypus.
Oh, you...
You saw that, huh?
Yes.
Of course.
You think I'm evil, right?
Thank you, Perry the Platypus.
Thank you.
♪ (He...) ♪
♪ I... ♪
♪ (must...) ♪
♪ must... ♪
♪ (impress his professor to be a success) ♪
♪ impress my professor to be a success ♪
♪ (Or he will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey) ♪
♪ Or I will still be a flunky, a diploma-less monkey ♪
♪ In the eyes of this person ♪
♪ Whose opinion may worsen ♪
♪ If my evil invention's not great ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ (Impress his professor) ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ (Impress his professor) ♪
♪ I must impress my professor ♪
♪ Before it's too late! ♪